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Bully Comebacks

Answer Bullies in short sentences such as "Yes. No. Leave me alone." Or try some of these comebacks.


Why do you waste your time saying that stuff to me? Try someone else.

Those things are ridiculous, but whatever.

You totally got me with that one, but can we move on?

I'm not sure why you keep saying these things to me, but it really doesn't matter.

Hey, how about you find something funny to say.

That's funny. You are a real comedian. How about being cool and stop though.

You really got me with that one, but enough already.

Here we go again. Tell me when you are done.

Could you please stop. It is not really that funny.

Why are you talking to me?